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Jun. 27th, 2007 | 11:02 pm
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I made Hufflepuff prefect for the fifth years! Well, the one of the girl variety. Edgar, aren't you going to congratulate me? Steadman's my prefect partner, so to speak, and he's really quite sweet nice.

So now that I've told you the news, I've only one thing to ask - Cordy, please please please don't make me report you very first thing in the year. Please! I know you get irritated easily, but first year students should really be allowed to freely roam the school without having to dodge hexes and swear words here and there. And don't try to say it's not you! I've seen you. How could I not, with all that hair?

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Cordelia Veller

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from: cordeliacurse
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:12 pm (UTC)
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I almost never hex any stupid first years, though by rights they should be hexed! And, and so what if I hex them? What do they really contribute to the school? Really now, Bones.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
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You too were a first year student once!

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from: anonymous
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
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I resent that statement, being that I was a first year student last year and highly contributed to the intelligence quota as well as the overall atmosphere of the school.

Eric Carpenter, Ravenclaw

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Cordelia Veller

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from: cordeliacurse
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Put a sock in it, clogface! Maybe I would care more about your achievements if I hadn't seen you crashing into a fucking wall during flying practice last year. Did your nose ever mend or do you still walk around looking like Rudolph?

Note to self: Don't take walks by the Quidditch pitch whilst the first year idiots are learning to fly. May die from pointing and laughing.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
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Cordy!

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Actually, never fucking mind.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:35 pm (UTC)
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Hi there, Eric, my name is Amelia Bones. I just wanted to apologize for my friend Cordelia's terrible behavior. Really, our other friend Marlene and I try our best to restrain her, but sometimes ... well, sometimes our best is not good enough.

Have a nice day, nonetheless!

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from: anonymous
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)
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Dear Amelia Bones,

Having a nice day may prove difficult under the circumstances. Perhaps if your friend cannot be 'restrained', as you so eloquently put it, she should be prohibited from keeping a linked journal or even temporarily or permanently suspended.

Personally, I took great offence at her assaults - yes, assaults - as I could do nothing to hinder the collision with the wall: my broom was slightly faulty in terms of steering, a fact I was not aware of before I took flight. Her comments have traumatized - yes, traumatized - me, and I will have to make a formal complaint to Professor Dumbledore regarding her presence, that in the linked journals as well as that in school.

Sincerely yours,

Eric Carpenter, Ravenclaw

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 27th, 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)
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Are you insane? Fuck you, wanker!

I am sorry to hear that.

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:49 am (UTC)
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Oh, you fucking pansy. Go shove a broom up your arse.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 12:38 pm (UTC)
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What is this guy's problem? You know Cordy doesn't mean any harm!

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 06:47 pm (UTC)
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I don't even know who this Cordy is, but what aggravates me is that he's being a fucking pansy. I mean, seriously, taking shit (nothing bad meant with the following statement) from a girl, let alone someone who's bigger than you? No.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 29th, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
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Oh, surely you know who Cordy is? The girl with the, er, the interesting hair? I've hung out with her since my first year! Why don't you ever pay attention to me, Eddie?

[a little cross]

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 30th, 2007 06:56 am (UTC)
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Not true! I know perfectly who this Cordy is. Chick with the, uh, interesting hair...that you don't fancy having. See, I know!

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 30th, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
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... well, that is true. Have you ever met her, though?

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:38 am (UTC)
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Great news! Congratulations, Amelia!
Sad that your brother isn't at the school yet, I bet he would of been honored to be reported by you...actually, he wouldn't. He would of hexed you or something. Never mind.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 12:40 pm (UTC)
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Thanks, Agatha! I'm so excited, and I hope to make you all proud, in some round-about way.

[Private to Agatha] Really, I'm starting to worry that the only way Edgar will be proud is if I use my position to, say, not report drunken bashes in the Hufflepuff cellar and all. D'you think there's any truth to that? [/private]

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
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Ahh, just be a good girl! We need one of the Boneses to actually be the sane one.

[Private to Amelia] Actually, yeah, you're pretty much head on...except, for the stupid drunken bashes, which they all are, pretty much. I think he just means for you to be mischievous, kind of like him. Oi, don't put attention to him. He's wacko. [/private]

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
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HEY! I got good marks throughout my schoolyears!

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, but you're sodding crazy, Edgar!

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
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...oh, right.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 29th, 2007 11:10 pm (UTC)
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Aw, well, I will do my very best, then! Um ... that doesn't mean I'm boring, though, does it? Do you think I'm boring, Agatha?

[Private to Agatha] He is a bit out of it, isn't he? He is my brother, though. I suppose I'll be a little bit mischiveous, and we'll see where it takes me! Hopefully, I'll retain my badge no matter what.

Oh, I was meaning to ask you something - I've heard some rumours of Edgar coming back to Hogwarts, possibly as a teacher or a teacher's apprentice or something. D'you know if there's any truth to that? [/private]

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jun. 30th, 2007 07:00 am (UTC)
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No, I don't think you're boring! You're a very interesting person and entertaining! Oh and pretty, too. The Boneses definitely have good looks in their genes!

[Private to Edgar] Just be yourself, Amelia. No need to follow in your brother's footsteps. If you get mischievous along the way, then be it by choice. There was a reason why Edgar never made Prefect.

Actually, Edgar is coming back to Hogwarts to teach...he wants to teach. He might start off as an apprentice or, depending on how this system works, right into the teacher post. He still hasn't told me what subject he's interested in, though. I'm curious as a cat. [/private]

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 30th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
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Aw, I think you're very pretty, too! No wonder you always have so many boys lining up to go out with you.

[Private to Agatha] Your advice is probably very sound. I'll try to think of what you're saying - after all, it is true that Edgar wasn't made Prefect for a reason, and if I were exactly like Edgar, I would probably not have been made Prefect, either.

I do love him, though.

So it is true! You should try to weasel the subject thing out of him, I'm dead curious, too! Did he ever show a particular aptitude for anything when you were in school? He would always refuse to show me his grades. [/private]

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jul. 2nd, 2007 07:50 am (UTC)
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I don't really have boys lining up for me. I'm too odd for most boys. That and Edgar hexes them away before they get to me. Ha.

[Private to Amelia] He's so secretive! He's actually quiet, quiet a bookworm. Can't really get the image in your head, can you? I still can't! But, his grades were excellent and...come to think of it...I think I might know what he's teaching! DEAR MERLIN! I will be in shock for a week now...like the day I found out he was taking that class...

Oooh! What a ....ahhh! I have to conform it first and then I'll ...a little birdie will tell you! [/private]

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jul. 3rd, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
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Agatha! Tell me, please! Pleeeeeeeaaaaase! I'm making the patented Bones puppy dog eyes over here!

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Agatha.

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from: i_amsane
date: Jul. 4th, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC)
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You know I want to tell you sooooo badly, Amelia! But, Edgar found out and told me to keep my mouth shut. He'll make it public, says he.

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
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Didn't you get the owl I sent you? Huge explody package? My poor owl is like half dead now.

But, I'll say it again, CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS! Make me proud, Amelia, make me proud! *shakes fists at journal*

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 12:36 pm (UTC)
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I did get that package, but I'd never guess it was meant as congratualations. I thought you had tired off me and was trying to kill me, was all.

[smiles; elated] I am going to make you proud!

Only, uh, how will I go about doing that?

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Bones.

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from: bones__
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
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That's what Agatha told me later. "Oi, did you actually send her the exploding package?" And I was all, "Yeah, yeah, it's own its way and BOOM..........oh...oh, bugger."

But, yeah, it was meant for celebration.

And to make me proud, just think of what I would do as Prefect. Hm. Maybe not. I think I would of been dragged out of my place and placed in a solitary room. Hmph!

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Tightbottom

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from: frankly__frank
date: Jun. 28th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
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A Bones made a Prefect? I never thought I'd see the day! I kid. Congrats!

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 29th, 2007 11:12 pm (UTC)
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Oh, you know I'm the 'good' Bones. [winks] Thank you, Frank! Have you had a good summer? I haven't heard much from you!

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Alice Underwood

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from: bubblegum_toads
date: Jun. 29th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
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Congradulations! I know you'll be a great prefect! I wish you the best of luck.

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Amelia Bones

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from: buriedbones
date: Jun. 29th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
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Thank you so much, Alice! It means a lot when you say it, because you're such an awesome Prefect yourself [feels silly] I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm hoping it will work out okay. Sometimes I just feel like I'm a bit of a bad choice, because I might be too meek to actually report people, particularly my friends and God knows my friends are usually the ones that need to be reported. Did you feel anything like this back when you were first made Prefect?

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Alice Underwood

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from: bubblegum_toads
date: Jun. 30th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
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It'll be okay! I promise! Truly! Don't worry about being a bad Prefect, because at first no one is good. I can't tell you how many times I forgot my duties, or how many times I reported people when I shouldn't have and didn't when I should. Being a prefect doesn't mean that you have to be perfect. Just try your best, and listen to what you think is right.

I can also tell you that nearly everyone wonders why they were made a Prefect. I still scratch my head at why the Headmaster decided to make me into one. But trust me, there was a reason.

I wish I could be more help or had more advice! If you ever do need help or need to talk to someone, though, I'm only an owl away. Good luck!

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